29/03/2006

For your amusement

I was sent an email by Cathy containing notices from church bulletins that have been incorrectly worded or spelt. They made me laugh a lot out loud in the uni library. Highly embarrassing!

Here are a few of my favourites:

-The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

-The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

-Ushers will eat latecomers.

-Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

-Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

-For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

-Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

-This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

-The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge—Up Yours."


 

 

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24/03/2006

Happy Birthday!

Noticed in my diary just the other day that it was a year ago that this delightful little webpage sprung into being! How nice! Happy birthday littleanna.blogspirit! Haven't written on here for quite a while, for fear of wasting time and noone actually reading this, but now due to popular demand (or one request) I'm back! Today is the last day of term before Easter, ridiculous isn't it, its still March! 4 weeks off to go home and feel guilty about not revising! Though with the rumour of a teacher stike meaning no exam marking maybe I don't have to bother! That would be nice.

Well, I tried to get some photos on here from my phone but apparently 'you have to be a university domain blah blah blah person to be able to install hardware'. Hmpf. So I resort to finding photos on the internet for your enjoyment!

Oo, those of you reading from Africa (or other hot places) might like to know that it snowed in england last week. Lots.

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