Thoughts from Brown Town

I was sent an email by Cathy containing notices from church bulletins that have been incorrectly worded or spelt. They made me laugh a lot out loud in the uni library. Highly embarrassing!

Here are a few of my favourites:

-The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

-The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

-Ushers will eat latecomers.

-Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

-Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

-For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

-Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

-This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

-The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge—Up Yours."